A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

de Tom Vann and Dan Dennis

A Mediocre Time - TomandDan.com - @TomandDanOfficial

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ACT BEST OF (6-21 THROUGH 6-25)

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Consistancy. Yep. - d

SHOW #626 - BUTT STORAGE WARS

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Well, that was fun! It had been a solid minute since we’d seen our friend RonRon. We even get into a little bit of that. Oh, and before you ask, YES the show is a little bit shorter than normal. We’ve got to pull back a bit. We’re flipping’ killing ourselves! We hope that you’ll understand. We’re just not going to crank out the 3-hour+ shows anymore. Or at least we’re going to try. But who are we kidding? We’ll do this like twice and then we’ll be back to normal. 

With all of that said, on this week’s show:

* BDM Ron is here! 

* Crackreational

* Whipmaster apprentice 

* Grift truck auction- Seth call

* Expiration dates

* Blacking out on sleeping pills and alcohol

* Porn questions- condoms/"lips"

* Flight protocols

* Butt plug in toilet 

* Butt storage wars

* Moca powder loads 

* Small talk with Butler

* White Claw and Weed country song

* David Blaine poop

* Tommy puked in a McDonald's bag

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

ACT BEST OF (6-14 THROUGH 6-18)

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Hi. Enjoy this batch of ACT content. We appreciate you listening. :) - d

SHOW #625 - BAH HA I'M HORNEY

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I'm back. Damn. That took a second. There was an actual time that I didn't think me and my family were going to make it home. (You can listen to that entire story on tonight's ACT if you so care.) Here's all the plug stuff and look for the meat at the bottom. :)

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On this week’s show:

* Andrea yelled at a lady in the airport

* National Flip Flop Day 

* Baha I'm horny 

* Cake and eggs

* Uncle Carl boat story 

* Sandwich bag of frozen butts

* Arnold Palmer hand/foot job 

* Champagne Jesus Willy Nelson

* Tokyo Olympics

* Prison Olympics 

* The Dee Gees

* World's biggest kidneys

* Nuclear fusion

* Brooksville water tower

* Prank wars going strong

* Giving up is awesome

* Aqua cycle trike up St. Johns with Tuddle

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Have a fantastic weekend! To all of our Dads, we hope that you have a fantastic 2nd place day. And on that note, we'll see you next week! - d

ACT BEST OF (6-7 THROUGH 6-11)

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Da best...

SHOW #624 - SHOTGUN THE F MACHINE

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Well, I'm off on vacation! Not really much more to say other than I care for our listeners more than I ever have. All of you. Thanks for being so rad! - d

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* Tuddle is here

* Shit hits the fan radio bit

* Witch poon 

* Pulling a shotgun on fuck machine

* D-pics

* News granny

* Proper flops 

* Florida richmun 

* Tuck my hernia

* Estate sales

* Tuddle judging plants and soil 

* Farming

* Blood hog 

* Potato candy 

* TV show "Alone"

* Hitting a squirrel with a rock 

* Inside pools 

* Sex playlists 

* Radio stories

ACT BEST OF (5-31 THROUGH 6-4)

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SHOW #623 - RANCH WATER

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* Ranch water

* Andrea's mom and the hot dog 

* The future of the job market 

* Tom's beard dreams

* Siri voice change

* Which have you done more; Have sex or pump gas?

* Army of dead walrus'

* Ross's news

* Man stabs himself in court with a pen

* Ultramarathons

* Girl pushes grizzly bear 

* Tiger Habib

* Spain "Equality" stamps

* Sharking people

* Using public bathrooms

* Shit off

* Tortured Steve story

ACT BEST OF (5-24 THROUGH 5-28)

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SHOW #622 - ONLY CANS

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Let's go OLD SCHOOL since Sam's not here! 

NO NOTES!

(I'll add them later...)

d

ACT BEST OF (5-17 THROUGH 5-21)

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* Pedro Lima is here! 

* Tom tells Pedro how to lose weight

* Tommy dick slapping

* The Last Cruise documentary 

* Seth phone call- Felicia fight

* Religious wars

* Chicken brains

* Clit Fridays

* Wild cat on the loose in Dubai 

* Covid sniffing dogs

* Florida teeth journey 

* Tom's glitter plate plate caught on fire in microwave

* Big dick Twitty

* Kanye Twitty 

SHOW #621 - KANYE TWITTY

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* Pedro Lima is here! 

* Tom tells Pedro how to lose weight

* Tommy dick slapping

* The Last Cruise documentary 

* Seth phone call- Felicia fight

* Religious wars

* Chicken brains

* Clit Fridays

* Wild cat on the loose in Dubai 

* Covid sniffing dogs

* Florida teeth journey 

* Tom's glitter plate plate caught on fire in microwave

* Big dick Twitty

* Kanye Twitty 

ACT BEST OF (5-10 THROUGH 5-15)

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SHOW #620 - THE DEVIL'S BLANKET

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* "Wash those windows, bitch"

* T&D adult coloring books- Eric and Eddie on Zoom 

* Javier- Seth's #OldTeen from his event 

* Andrea calls in about Dan fainting

* Devil blanket

* Studio start-up song

* Magnuts

* Ballsack bowtie

* Woman glued her eyes shut

* Seth wants a wig 

* Lakeland Jim and grit

* White B's through the live rock 

* Nap time in kindergarten 

* Stop smushing it 

* Dan's visit to the DMV 

ACT BEST OF (5-3 THROUGH 5-7)

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SHOW #619 - PRANK WARS

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No notes! It's just better this way. Have a fantastic weekend! - d

ACT BEST OF (4-26 THROUGH 4-30)

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Best. - d

Show #618 - Aggressively Tying Squid Shoes

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We back baby. 

This was a fun time that I would prefer talks for itself. Not to listener - if the notes are long, then the show was sh*t. Have a wonderful weekend and listen to more and more 80’s country music. 

* Butler asked Seth to sign a Kimbo Slice action figure. He cried.

* Chungus Glorioso vs Seth - Bloodwork 

* Raise your glide, bro!

* Logan Paul vs Mayweather

* White Claw Surge

* Beer Spa

* Long boi duck- Big ass duck

* Wedding dress approval 

* Seth wants to freeze his head 

* Tom was logged into Sam's FB account 

* Aggressively tying squid shoes

* Generational gut

* Pfizer farts

* Gina= China

* Butler unplugged the security cameras 

* Longboi plugs

Have a great weekend! - d

SHOW #617 - CHUNGUS GLORIOSO

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* Recap of Land Cruise

* Fuck bingo

* Ivan the bingo winner calls in 

* Hypnosis "science"

* You get what ya get, don't throw a fit 

* Teacher on a field trip with bad behavior- joke dick

* Killer requests firing squad 

* The space plank

* Woovs

* Lady Daga

* Ross vs Butler weed off 

* Dan's stye eyes 

* Izzy calls in- Chungus Glorioso 

* Future diabetes 

* Children carjacking video

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Bye-bye. 

d

ACT BEST OF (4-12 THROUGH 4-16)

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SHOW #616 - TD FRIDAY

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* T*tty Friday

* Butler picks out an anniversary card for Andrea

* Crazy treats crazy 

* Seth is MMAs Joe Jackson

* Email saying Tom is a dick 

* Manufacture buttholes

* Listener that bought Seth's old engagement ring calls in 

* Happy and the bobcat video 

* Karate party- break Tom's legs 

* Mama Vann Parliament Light stage

* Ed Tyll production notes

* Tom gives out sponsors names to scammers

* Nerd marketing calls

* Bob the website builder

* Garage sales

* Winning the Powerball

* Meaningless tattoos on TikTok

* Little John will look at your dojo

* Butthole Batman

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Bye-bye. 

d

ACT BEST OF (4-5 THROUGH 4-9)

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SHOW #615 - BIG OL' BUTTHOLE.COM

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! And remember, if you are wanting to go on the Tom & Dan Land Cruise, you’re going to need to hit up the Dr. Phillips website like NOW! As of this morning, there was like 2 pods left so you’re going to need to get on it! Here’s the link: https://www.drphillipscenter.org - it’s a fairly straight forward site but they some times release pods as they become available. 

On this week’s show:

*Sam slammed her knee on Tom's hitch ball

* Shamans

* Jacking it to yearbook photos 

* Dick up in underwear 

* Ross' news

* Coinstar paid off guy with greasy pennies

* Swiss Army finally issuing female underwear 

* Hacks in eGames

* Monkey with a chip in his brain

* Make a Wish Adult Edition

* Ben Franklin 1000- Frankin it Up 

* Butler's vacation in St. Lucia

* Butler acquiring weed on vacation

* Girthy Turds

* Hashbrowns vs homefries

* Colon-ary

* What the gush?

* Sex goblin images

* BigOlButthole.com

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Ok. That's enough. See you Monday! 

d

ACT BEST OF (3-29 THROUGH 4-2)

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SHOW #614 - SEX GOBLIN

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Hey there, gang! 

Today was a sweet one. Nice and easy - nothing crazy - a little of everything - a little of nothing - let's dig in:

On this week's show:

* Butler has a big BH- breaking toilets

* Lil Nas X controversy again

* Alcohol effects as you get older

* Pinch the tip 

* Seth has low testosterone

* Sex goblin

* Karate money wheel 

* Buried treasure in the orchard 

* P eyes

* Resurrection eggs

* Gorilla t's motorcycle

* Proper usage of microwave

* Sam and Tracy on a jet ski 

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Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you on Monday for the BDM show! Not a BDM...get on that! 

d

ACT BEST OF (3-21 THROUGH 3-26)

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Thanks for listening, folks. For the 2-3 people that read this, thank you. Tom and I appreciate your ears more than you know and we're glad to have you with us! - d

SHOW #613 - FUN IS THE PROBLEM

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Hey there, kiddos!

We hope that these messages find you well, but yeah. How are things? How are those vacancies going? Anyone got the "poke" yet? Looks like being over 40 isn't that bad when there's a virus going on. Looks like I'm getting mine on Monday. Fully shipped. Just don't want to die and want to spend as many years as I can with my wife and daughter! 

Ok. So, we just got back from vacartion and if you're looking to hear any of that or to hear about my legendary "1000 vomits," then you're going to need to sign up to be a BDM member. https://tomanddan.com/registration <- Go there and you'll get all of the vomit. Moving on:

On this week's show:

* When the whistle blows, the chopper goes

* White Claw variety pack #3

* Tom Vann email justice

* Scavenger Hunt Cassy

* JillJoe and CaseyCassy

* Tom and Danitizer

* "You like fun and that's the problem"- Tom 

* Choppers take the blame

* Sling shot cable snapped

* Ship stuck in Suez Canal

* This stinks like chop 

* Teacher fired over marijuana

* Paid in pennies

* Novovirus/narwhal virus 

* Ghoul Are You?

* Put your glasses on to jack off, Pop Pop 

* Pudge in jail?  Go Pudge Me

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Have the most gloriest of weekends and we're so glad to be back with all of you guys! Vacation is fun, but so is this! Have a good one. See you Monday! 

d

ACT BEST OF (3-15 THROUGH 3-19)

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SHOW #612 - I'M DOING IT FOR YOU!

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I've got to get out of here! 

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On this week's show:

* Toilet nooks and crannies

* Seth's diagnosis- SIBO

* Cuckoo for karate 

* ERP Therapy

* "I'm doing it for you!" 

* Leaving someone at the altar 

* "Too drunk" stories 

* Peepee in granny's laundry basket 

* Untouched Andrea

* Fresh book

* Frog pajama handy 

* Tom attempting kata

* Kiss the tips 

* The Grammy's 

* Signal-Tech voicemails

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Next stop, Colorado! We'll see you guys in a week or so! - d

ACT BEST OF (3-8 THROUGH 3-12)

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Have a wonderful weekend! Thanks for listening and be sure to check out our YouTube channel. It's really fun and we think you'll get a kick out of it. All the best! - d

SHOW #611 - CIVIL WAR BUGLE PORN

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* White Claw Iced Tea

* Tom's brown antacid pills

* Tom got accidentally high 

* Butler has Wolfman AIDS feet 

* Foot deodorant

* Mud t's

* Foot jobs

* Young grandparents

* Turd nugget 

* Ross' news

* The Weeknd pre-boycotting the Grammy's

* The Razzies

* Chicken killed a man, in police custody 

* Civil War gold

* Maisie's favorite drink is Diet Pepsi- Spicy Pepsi 

* Brad Williams Cameo 

* #FogHogs

* Pawn shop bugle porn 

ACT BEST OF (3-1 THROUGH 3-5)

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On like a serious note...it's straight-up amazing that you're listening to this right now and supporting our show. Thank you. - d

SHOW #610 - BASEBALL GLOVE OPOSSUM LOVE

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And here we are, 

Hey there, gang and welcome to another "A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan" podcast. Thanks for listening, watching, and chatting, and let's dig in, shall we? 

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On this week's show:

* High-def Missouri mirrors

* TikTok algorithms

* Seth kicks can off Tom's head

* Space hotel in 2027 

* Seth and Sam afraid of ferris wheels

* Man lived in O'Hare airport for 3 months 

* Wolf hunting season 

* Seth challenges Tom with karate 

* Baseball glove and opossum love

* Domestic dispute at Dunkin

* Eel skin wallets 

* Little Cheese show

* Butler inappropriate at Publix

* Master P reviews 

* Yaupon Tea collaboration

* TDTea

* TDVille

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Thanks for listening, folks. We appreciate It and we love you. 

d

ACT BEST OF (2-22 THROUGH 2-26)

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B. E. S. Tee.

SHOW #609 - RAW DOG RONNIE

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* Grumpy Tom and the bento boxes

* Massage Chungus

* Mask on in the shower

* Raw Dawg Ronnie

* Tongue f*cker

* Working in the same field as your parent

* Ross' news

* World's greatest laser

* Lady Gaga's dogs stolen

* Ross the birdwatcher

* I hate acclimation

* Show me what you're shakin!

* Disabled rapper

* Barbershop linger

* Quit f*cking with the disabled 

* Where's my ramp?!