Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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#430 Stav Cums On My Tits and Pours Cum Down My Throat: A Relationship Advice Episode with Stavros Halkias

por Ari Shaffir

Host of the Cumtown podcast Stavros Halkias joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir for a relationship and sex advice episode of Skeptic Tank. This is a “Dear Ari” relationship advice episode that’s usually available on Patreon only but in honor of Juneteenth, we’re making this one available to the public.

Standup comedian Stavros Halkias and former friend of Bert Kreischer’s wife Ari Shaffir answer Patron submitted questions about wild sex, lame friends, and partners who pork out. This is the most important thing to happen to the country since Joe Biden reverse rammed Donald Trump and the drippings got imported by a viral lab on Wuhan and the rest was history.

Please sign up for Ari’s Patreon for more fun content like this and to keep hot loads all over his chest. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

SUPPORT STAV! For Stav’s upcoming tour: https://stavvy.biz/pages/tour-dates

Check out 'Stavvy Solves Your Problems' & more: https://bit.ly/3gIsNrB

Watch Pod Don't Lie with Sam & Stav: https://www.drpshp.co/pod-dont-lie

 

The Music:

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You

I’m gonna cum on your tits - Beaver Shoot

Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody

Boyz 2 Men - I’ll Make Love To You

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#429 Anxiety Ridden Time Bomb of Self Loathing with Big Jay Oakerson

por Ari Shaffir

Standup comedian and host of The Bonfire and Legion of Skanks (in that order) Big Jay Oakerson talks about his struggle with anxiety disorder with comedian and host of nothing Ari Shaffir. Jay really went through it, man. He was fine and then one afternoon, he wasn’t. He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t think straight, and the walls started crashing in. Ari has always been intrigued by mental disorders and this is the first time he has been able to really take a deep dive into anxiety. It was a very revealing and interesting discussion.

Check out Big Jay Oakerson every week on the Legion of Skanks podcast. Ari Shaffir is the President of that podcast. Shane Gillis is the Vice President. Big Jay holds no office.

Check out Ari’s Patreon. This week he & Chris O’Connor riff on the topics and questions you submitted in a really fun mailbag episode. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

The sick new Ari Shaffir tour shirt is available here: https://bit.ly/arishirts - Get one & wear it to a show or wear it out. The tie-dye version is only available until June 30 so hurry up and get yours now. Please tell people about this episode. And click subscribe to be notified of upcoming episodes.

Thanks to our sponsor BetterHelp! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month

The Music:

Green Day - Basket Case (live)

Bad Religion - Anxiety

Queen and Bowie - Under Pressure

Ramones - Anxiety

#428 Crazy Latin Chick with Kim Congdon

por Ari Shaffir

Comedian Kim Congdon is fucking nuts. Standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir sits down with this crazy Chonga to discuss the origins of the stereotype of the fiery Latin woman and how wild and fun it can be to observe her in action. She has always frightened me with her crazy Puerto Rican-style rage. The intro is live from the Mexico City Central Parque de Perros. Viva Puerto Ricas!

Make sure to listen to Kim’s podcast,  @Broad Topix because if her numbers don’t increase by 17% or more she’s going to slash my front left tire.

And subscribe to Ari’s Patreon so he can afford witness relocation after Congdon decides she’s gotta deal with this puta judeo. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Connect with Kim! Watch Kim's podcast 'Broad Topix' on Gas Digital Network Thursday’s at 9PM/ET: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/broad-topix/ Follow Kim on social media, & more: https://linktr.ee/broadtopix Subscribe to Broad Topix on YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/BroadTopix

The Music:

Gnarles Barkely - Crazy

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Bad Bahbie feat Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops

N.O.R.E., Nina Sky, Daddy Yanke - Oye Mi Canto

Patsy Cline - Crazy

 

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#427 You're Fired with Graham Kay

por Ari Shaffir

Comedian Graham Kay has been fired more than anyone on Earth. Stand-up comedian Ari Shaffir, fresh off not appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast for two years and before that losing his own show 'This Is Not Happening,' now sits down with Graham to discuss the many times he’s been fired.

The intro covers some of Ari’s own firings even though he left off getting fired from his own stupid show that he’s just realizing now would’ve been a solid thing to talk about instead of the same Domino’s story he’s told like 80 times already. Although, to be fair, he wasn't exactly fired from that show as much as blackmailed and forced to step aside. Plus stay tuned for the outro where Ari also profits off another comedian’s hard work.

"Chinese Democracy" by Bill Burr (Official Blog of Comedian, Bill Burr: Tuesday, March 4, 2008): https://bit.ly/3i1GRgR 

Connect with Graham!

Watch Graham's special 'Graham Kay: Stupid Jokes': https://bit.ly/3vDmMkY

Check out  @The Edge Lords  podcast: https://bit.ly/3fBdTTt I

nstagram: https://bit.ly/3yP9VxT |

Twitter: https://bit.ly/3i5yhgV

Ari is back on the road, get your tour merch now! http://bit.ly/cattourshirt With Mark Normand, Dina Hashem, Mike Vecchione and Gary Vider at SoulJoel's Comedy Club - June 6 🎟 http://bit.ly/souljoels

The Music-

Anti Flag - You’re Fired

Cyaneed - Paintjob

Mungo Jerry 

Take This Job And Shove It - Johnny Paycheck

 

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#426 Beaten By Hecklers: A Patreon Mailbag Episode With Robert Kelly

por Ari Shaffir

Standup comedian Robert Kelly and standup comedian Ari Shaffir share their plan for world domination in a public Patreon episode. This is the kind of thing I do all the time on Patreon behind the paywall but I didn’t have a podcast for this week. So my lack of responsibility is your win! Congrats for following a degenerate.

Join the Patreon for more content like this!: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #bobbykelly 

Check out Robert Kelly's Podcast: https://bit.ly/3uifSQG 

Join his Patreon: Patreon.com/RobertKelly for "Live From The Shed" and more! 

Check Dates, Get Merch and More at https://robertkellylive.com/

#425 Garbage People with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley

por Ari Shaffir

Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the  @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast  joins standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.

Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway.

Please start telling friends about this show. Make sure to hit subscribe so you’re notified of new episodes and videos but also really really tell everybody on your social media about Skeptic Tank and the  @Ari Shaffir  YouTube channel so people discover this thing & we can all help annoy the squares who hate weird, dirty, offensive, drug-related, and/or outsider material that bothers non-fans so much. I’m Ari Shaffir, and I thank you for your support. #AYG #arishaffir #comedy #areyougarbage

Connect with Are You Garbage? Podcast!

Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3hiA9mp

Social Media:

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Twitter: https://is.gd/3jMXFF

See AYG live! For tickets: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows

Join Ari's Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Subscribe for full episodes: https://bit.ly/2SxX7LL AND check out the new  @Skeptic Tank Clips  YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3f39cQS

 

The Music:

Ike Turner and the Family Vibe - Garbage Man

G-Love and Special Sauce - Garbage Man

Kid Rock - Bawitaba

Garbage - Not your kind of people (video game version)

Cracker - Eurotrash Girl

#424 Road Trip with Mark Normand

por Ari Shaffir

Mark Normand and I take a drivecast down to Pennsylvania for a show at SoulJoel’s Comedy Amphitheater. And we shot the shit the whole drive. I’ve always heard podcasts described as two friends talking in the front seat while you’re listening from the backseat. Well, here we are. An actual conversation from two of your best comedy buddies from the front seat.

Mark &  @Sam Morril together have a new podcast, "We Might Be Drunk With Mark Normand and Sam Morril"! Watch it here: https://bit.ly/3vu8FxF

Watch Mark's special, 'Out To Lunch' on  @YouTube  if you haven't already: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI

Support Ari & become a patron! Check out jungle soundscape playlists, exclusive content & more: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Buy tickets for June 6th at SoulJoel's Comedy Club in Royersford, PA here: https://nightout.com/events/arijune6/6-6-2021/154356/tickets

Use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order at 3chi.com!

The Music:

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again

Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name

John Denver - Country Roads

#423 Pinc Louds Saved Our Summer

por Ari Shaffir

Lead singer of Pinc Louds, Claudi, sat down with standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir in Tompkins Square Park NYC to talk about busking and street performing in general. The summer could have gone in two directions. We could have shut ourselves in, and given into the gloom and doom of the news, or we could've gotten out there and taken back our city. And Pinc Louds were among the many outsider artists who took charge and said "We're not going down without a fight." That fight involved socially distanced mosh pits and meetups in the park to watch some actual live music. We could've lost this summer, but at least in the East Village of New York City, Pinc Louds saved it. Pinc Louds saved our summer.

Podcaster Ari Shaffir interviews Claudi of Pinc Louds about one of the most interesting summers in New York City's history.

▻ Check out music videos & clips on  @Pinc Louds YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/2OVpSAJ

▻ Follow Pinc Louds on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/3gn4gZg

▻ Learn more about Pinc Louds & tell them how much you liked this podcast! https://linktr.ee/pinclouds

The Music by Pinc Louds

-Dream Catcher

-Babies

-Shaking

-Spellbound

-Soul In My Body

#422 Chinese Circus Freak with Andrea Jones-Rooy

por Ari Shaffir

Comedian and Political Scientist Andrea Jones-Rooy came over to talk to standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir about her time being a circus performer in Shanghai, China. That is correct. It’s one of the more interesting episodes of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank you’re ever going to hear.

Andrea made me miss Shanghai. Even though I’m traveling right now, this podcast made me have wanderlust. She made me homesick for being away from home. And what a story!

Andrea Jones-Rooy got into circus performing in one of the wildest cities in the world, Shanghai. I did the intro in a river tributary in South America. It’s a podcast that’s gonna make you want to leave. Wherever you are, you’re going to want to leave.

Check out Andrea's podcast @AskaPoliticalScientist https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk4eWAHQYnG4CgyGjXnxHw

Follow Andrea on Twitter and Instagram @JonesRooy http://www.jonesrooy.com/

Join Ari’s Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank

 

The Music:

Brittney Spears - Circus

Shigeru Umebayashi - Take Me To Shanghai

Akinyele - Just Put It In My Mouth

Three Dog Night - The Show Must Go On

#421 There's No Glory Holes For Women with Ian Fidance

por Ari Shaffir

Ian Fidance and I took a drive down to New Jersey and talked and laughed about his weird level of sexuality. He’s got some unique views on sex and love and whether or not he’s gay. I assumed he was at least bi but he doesn’t agree. 

It’s a fun driving episode that I’m gonna do more of. I think the last one I did like this was with Duncan Trussell talking about Buddhism. Solid way to multitask while putting other drivers and pedestrians in grave danger. 

 

▻ Watch  @Bi Guys Podcast  on YouTube here: https://bit.ly/2Pvk01l

▻ Listen to Ian’s Infinite Playlist Live Fridays, 1PM on  @SiriusXM  Channel 99 or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3dmDKw0 

 

The Music-

Living Colour - Bi

Glory Hallelujah at Dallas Police Memorial 

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Book of Love - Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls

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#420: "A Pot of Weed" w/ Dan Soder, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adrienne Iapalucci, Duncan Trussell, Sal Vulcano, Steve Rannazzisi, Mark Normand

por Ari Shaffir

A celebration of marijuana in honor of the 420th episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast. I got my friends and comedians Duncan Trussell, Dan Soder, Tony Hinchcliffe, Steve Rannazzisi, Sal Vulcano, Adrienne Iapalucci, and Mark Normand to all tell me their favorite weed stories. We got into how we started smoking, the munchies, gettting TOO high, and so much more. I forgot about almost all of this as soon as I finished recording it because of weed. So watch or listen to this today and then again on April 20th once you’ve forgotten everything.

Light one up and join us!

▻ Watch The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder! Live Monday through Thursday, 5-7PM/ET on Faction Talk 103 on Sirius XM

▻ Watch Kill Tony every Monday from Austin, Texas: https://bit.ly/3dcMXXC

▻ Watch Adrienne Iapalucci's special 'Baby Skeletons' on Ari Shaffir's YouTube channel here: https://youtu.be/ca07ZBPbtXY

▻ Watch Mark Normand's special 'Out to Lunch' on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI & check out his new podcast with Sam Morril 'We Might Be Drunk': https://bit.ly/3deji0i

▻ Watch 'The Midnight Gospel' on Netflix: https://bit.ly/3ftb4Ep

▻ Listen to 'What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzis‪i‬': https://apple.co/3u3NOko

▻ Listen & Watch Sal Vulcano on 'Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! Podcast, and on Taste Buds with Joe DeRosa on No Presh Network

Join Ari's Patreon! Sign up here: http://patreon.com/arishaffir For more content & exclusive merch: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir

Music:

Rick James - Mary Jane

Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf

John Prine - Illegal Smile

Willie Nelson - Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die

Cyprus Hill - Hits from the Bong

Manu Chao - Clandestino

Neil Young - Roll Another Number

Brewer & Shipley - One Toke Over The Line

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Thanks to our Artists:

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Music:

Raelyn Nelson @raelynnelsonband covering "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song" by Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast

#skeptictankpodcast #arishaffir #comedy #skeptictank420 #standup

#419: "Stay in Your Lane" w/ Nate Bargatze

por Ari Shaffir

My guest today Nate Bargatze and I are talking about Hollywood, and its pontifical actors who can’t seem to stop gabbing. They give us their opinions constantly, all day long, and most of the time without doing any research or taking the time to educate themselves beforehand. Or it's the self-important cause that they’re shoving in your face. But a lot of people are struggling, and Hollywood just keeps talking down to you. It’s infuriating, and we can’t stand it or them.

Us comics, on the other hand, like to stay in our lane. We try to tell jokes, make you laugh. Not telling you how to live or what the deal is with this or that. And Nate does just that. His output & the level that he’s hitting on stage is amazing. He crushes it every time.  An interesting thing about his stand-up, which has nothing to do with his success — is that he’s incredibly clean. But you wouldn’t necessarily notice it unless it’s pointed out. You can’t go wrong with his stuff. You will go wrong with my stuff. You don’t have to pause his specials when your dad walks in. That's 3 specials you can watch with your family, including his new one that is available now! 

His brand new special "The Greatest Average American" is available and streaming on Netflix today. He literally is the greatest average American. You won’t hear any thoughts on social justice, how to live your life, who to vote for, or what church to go to. You will, however, laugh the entire time.  Watch 'The Greatest Average American' on Netflix is a Joke TODAY!

▸ Watch the trailer for Nate's new special! Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American | Official Trailer | Netflix: https://youtu.be/VPJcztktXSw

▸ The Nateland Podcast - Check it out here: https://tinyurl.com/ydcjv6ad

▸ Get social with Nate! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/natebargatze/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/natebargatze Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/natebargatze/

▸ Listen to Skeptic Tank Podcast: https://apple.co/2PYTYmU

▸ Check out Ari Shaffir's Patreon, exclusive merch, & more here: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir

The Music:

Burn Hollywood Burn - Public Enemy

Ricky Gervais - Golden Globes Speech 2019

Shut up - BEP

Mind Your Own Business - Lots of people

Imagine - A bunch of assholes

Thanks to our Artists:

Marisa Pellegrino - Editing - @marisa_pellegrino

Patrick Holbert - Editing - @theholbertreport

Becky Rodriguez - Production - @humanplac3s

#skeptictankpodcast #arishaffir #natebargatze #comedy #standup #netflixisajoke #thegreatestaverageamerican

The Spiritual Healer w/ Bonnie Willow

por Ari Shaffir

Bonnie Willow is a super interesting woman I met in a hostel in the Andes. She is a Reiki Master and Inter-Faith Minister. Bonnie also runs a school, The School of Peace. I don’t even know how to describe it. It's about spirituality. And about energy healing, cleaning your insides. We sat in the setting sun and talked about meditation, consciousness, and a lot of other really heady stuff that I, standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir, have tons of trouble wrapping my head around.

I know a lot of this is going to sound like hocus pocus to much of my audience. But for those of you who get a spark out of what we were talking about, I encourage you to reach out to Bonnie to ask her whatever you want or just to tell her you enjoyed the conversation.

It was a fascinating talk and I’m lucky that my travels put me in contact with such unique people.

Learn more about Bonnie Willow here: http://bonniewillow.com/

Buy Bonnie's book "Love, Light & Business: Business Anatomy For Holistic Healers" here: https://amzn.to/37YqMCJ

Join Ari's Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank

To stay up to date with Ari, exclusive merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir

The Music:

Govinda Jaya Jaya - Kula Shaker

KRS One - Ocean Within

Duke Ellington - Lost In Meditation

Porter Wagoner - Moments of Meditation

Lost In My Mind - The Head and the Heart

Thanks to our Artists:

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #comedy #bonniewillow #schoolofpeace #energyhealer #reiki #christaspiritualhealing 

#417: "You're Gay" w/ Matteo Lane

por Ari Shaffir

Standup Comedian Matteo Lane comes on Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank this week to tell me all about gay culture. It’s FASCINATING. And it’s changed so much since I first discovered gays back in college.

Matteo Lane is one of the most interesting and rational people to talk to at the back table of the Comedy Cellar and I’m glad to finally get him on the podcast. We talked about Prep, blasting loads into butts, Grinder, cheating, and anything else I could think of to ask him about what it’s like being gay these days. Such a fun one.

◆ Check out Matteo's podcast "Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann"! Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/46jawyr2

◆ Find 'Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/ITC

◆ Follow Matteo on Instagram: @matteolane

◆ Learn more about Matteo: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/

The Music

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

Billie Eilish - I Wish You Were Gay

Ain’t Nobody Straight in LA - The Miracles

You Make Me Feel - Sylvester

In The Navy - Village People

Thanks to our Artists:

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #matteolane #lgbtcomedy

#416: "Serious as a Heart Attack" w/ Keith Robinson

por Ari Shaffir

Standup comedian Keith Robinson joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir this week to tell me about his stroke. I had a lot of questions. And Keith was forthcoming and hilarious. My favorite kind of guest.

Keith is one of the most giving comedians on the planet. You can trace tons of great comics who point to him as one of the biggest influences on their careers and their lives. He looks out for young comedians, especially the ones from Philadelphia. It really makes me want to work harder to help younger comics. And I already do plenty. But Keith Robinson makes me want to do even more.

✦ Follow Keith on Twitter: https://twitter.com/1keithrobinson

✦ For all of Ari's projects and accounts: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir

Music:

Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart

The Strokes - Is This It?

Billie Joel - Movin’ Out

Marvin Gaye - Don’t Do it

Thanks to our Artists:

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

Raelyn Nelson - @raelynnelsonband covering "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song" By Pepper Goins - The Rushmore Podcast

#415: Baby Skeletons w/ Adrienne Iapalucci

por Ari Shaffir

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We’re trying something different this week. I, Ari Shaffir, am bringing you an entire album of one of my favorite comedians in the world. For free.

Adrienne Iapalucci has been opening for me for the last couple years. Anyone who saw my Jew hour and thought, “Fuck, that lady was dark” knows what I’m talking about. You know why I refer to her as “The Dark Queen.” And that’s what she is. Standup comedian Adrienne Iapalucci is a cold-blooded dark joke writer. Following her every night forced me to improve my punchlines. I’m not exaggerating. She’s that good. If you saw her open for me, you know I’m right.

This pandemic has hit her really hard, though. She was about to start headlining so much that she wasn’t going to be available to me and my crowds any more. And then this virus changed everything. It took away our ability to perform. There’s no more income. She’s seriously looking for day jobs and wondering how she’s going to pay her rent.

And now she’s got a new album out called “Baby Skeletons” that she recorded before the pandemic. So here’s what we’re going to try. I’m letting you hear it for free. And I want you to give Adrienne what you think that was worth to you. If I were you, I’d start with $1 before you even listen to it. Because any album is worth that much. But then once you’ve heard it, I think you’ll agree it’s worth a lot more. And I understand that not everybody is in the same financial position as everybody else. So maybe you can only spare $7.00. Or maybe you’re doing great and you can spare a 20 or a 50. You gotta decide for yourself how much you laughed at what took her years to make and how much you want to support comics like this putting out their own material. Show this podcast to your friends and tell them to support her, too.

I do this kind of thing for the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. The richer people end up paying more. The poorer people end up paying less. And overall I make enough money to justify me going out there to Scotland for a month. Enough that I can justify going out there. More than I made in a month of road gigs 10 years ago. And more than Adrienne makes now on the road. But the coolest part of it for me was how the poor college kids and the adults with real jobs could all come together to enjoy something they all liked; my degenerate comedy. After the shows, I would stand in the back with a bucket. And people would toss in whatever they had. When I was off, I definitely felt that in the bucket. But no matter what people gave me, it was cool to have them say thank you as they passed, and know that no matter what they put in there, they were putting it in because they wanted to AFTER knowing what they had gotten in terms of the show I put on.

So that’s what we’re doing with Adrienne. All the money you Venmo her or Paypal her will go directly to her. If she makes enough, she can use the money to film her next special.

Adrienne is an introverted joke writer. And the standup she does end up doing on big platforms gets censored to hell. That Parkland joke was the number one joke of 2018. Most NY comics agreed with that. And they wouldn’t even let her do it on a dirty comedy on Netflix. That’s the state we’re in for standup. If she was as big as Dave Chappelle or Bill Burr it wouldn’t have been a problem. So you guys get to hear it here instead.

You gotta make the world into what you want it to be by supporting that vision with your dollars.

The Music

The Misfits - Last Caress

#414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow

por Ari Shaffir

Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon. Ari Shaffir and Brendan Sagalow have been turned down by over 200 women. 1 by Ari and then Brendan picked up the slack.

Don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow's new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan Sagalow is one of the best up and coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off. Grab his album today! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/BrendanTW

And listen to his podcast, Garbage Days: https://brendansagalow.squarespace.com/garbage-days-podcast

Patreon: Please help support me by joining my Patreon. For $5 a month, it pays part of the salaries of the people who made this video. The other part comes from selling blood on weekends. New merch just went up this week. Exclusive to Patreon members and nobody else. http://patreon.com/arishaffir

 

The Music

Chris Isaak - Wicked Games

Ben E. King - I Who Have Nothing    - (You gotta listen to that whole song. The pain in this dude's voice is amazing)

The Who - Who Are You

Pulp - Like A Friend     - (I've been getting way into Pulp lately)

The Avalanches - If She Don't Love Me    - (The song is great but the video is AWESOME)

Sam Smith - Not In That Way          - (This ain't my kind of music but it's so on point to the topic of this podcast I felt obligated to put it in)

#413: My 2020 Year In Review Part 7 of 7 - Resolutions and Goals for 2021 - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast -

por Ari Shaffir

I try to do these public resolutions every year. That way I'm more likely to stand by them. Everybody should make resolutions. They're not lame. They're goals. It's important to verbalize where you want to go this year and what you want to do. These are the goals of me, Ari Shaffir. Please leave in the comments your own goals. Maybe we can steal some of each other's. 
 

Here are mine in no order:

  • Read two books
  • Finish writing my book
  • Make a standup special for someone
  • Go to 2 new countries (maybe 3)
  • 100,000 YouTube subscribers
  • 3,000 Patreon subscribers
  • Reach out to comics going through public trouble
  • Remember the great parts of 2020

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The Music
Reginald Omas Mamode IV - In Search of Balance
I really love this song. Nothing more to say about it. I don't know much about the artist. But at very minimum the guy nailed it at least one time, which most artists never get to. 

#413: Year In Review (6 of 7) - Leaving America - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast

por Ari Shaffir

With the winter approaching, and the threat of lockdowns looming, I decided to leave the country to do some exploring. Ari Shaffir loves to travel. And what a better time than now. It's scary to do, but once I made the decision it became a lot easier. This episode of My 2020 Year In Review podcast breaks down why I decided to hit the road, how I chose where I would go, and what things are like where I went. My first week was scary, just like every time I travel. But then I settled in and figured out all the best places to get food poisoning, how to properly wrap up pooped-on toilet paper for the garbage since you're not allowed to flush it here, and the process of finding weed. This runs all the way through December 31 and the most unique New Year's celebration I've ever taken part in.
 
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The Music
James Brown  - Let’s Make This Christmas Mean Something This Year (Parts 1 and 2)
I listened to James Brown's Christmas album on Christmas day in Cuenca. Super underrated album. I had a tree for only the second time in my life. With a mask I burnt on New Year's Eve on top of the tree like it was a star. Stockings behind it. And I was playing cards, drinking a hot cinnamon drink called canelazo, my dog there, hanging out in a town in the Andes. And when that chorus came on talking about "Let's... Make Christmas... Mean something... This year," I just felt so happy. Like, yeah man. I am making it mean something this year. And let's all make it mean something next year, too. How about it?
 

#413 My 2020 Year In Review 5/7 - The Skanks Election - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Legion of Skanks Luis Gomez Big Jay Oakerson Dave Smith Shane Gillis Zac Amico Joe Derosa No More Weeks

por Ari Shaffir

I almost forgot about the election that saved comedy. Not the presidential election. No, that doesn't really matter. We're still gonna be at war with 7 countries and watch the rich get richer and the poor get poorer regardless of who won that. I'm talking about the Legion of Skanks election. I decided to run for the president of someone else's podcast.
 
I'm Ari Shaffir, and I stand for Mayhem.
 
Every week, I would offer a different sacrifice at the alter of comedy. And in return, the gods of laughs rewarded me with the highest office in the land. During this recap, I didn't even remember some of the best stuff that happened. There was way more about this than I remembered while avoiding sheep poop. I forgot making Derosa wait downstairs in the sweaty basement just to get betrayed like a chump when he came upstairs. I forgot getting the best celebrity endorsements and then getting Big Jay's family and Luis's son to endorse me. Dave Smith's jerk of a daughter refused to betray him. I forgot the lie detector. I forgot hosting the debates and my announcement that I'd be running. I think I even forgot that I wore a different suit all 8 times I came on. If you want to watch the recap of the Skanks election, there's a 2 hour video about it here that I'll link to on the YouTube video of this podcast. I'll put a box link to it at the end of the video.
 
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The Music
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen - No One Tells The President What To Do

#413: My 2020 Year In Review 4/7 - Best Summer Ever

por Ari Shaffir

In part 4 of My 2020 Year in Review podcast, I talk about returning to New York City. I am standup comedian Ari Shaffir. And I'm only a standup comedian while I'm doing standup comedy. Otherwise, I'm just the internet's greatest yogi. Things in New York were starting to open up again. So I made my return. And what a great decision that was. New York was ALIVE. People were drinking in the streets. All our comedian friends were hanging out. They say crime was up, and if crime includes drug use, then yeah, my crime was WAAAAY up. Molly flowed. Booze flowed. Weed flowed. The cokeheads and the potheads came to terms with each other and met in the middle at the bar. Everybody was happy. And standup was the coolest it's been in decades. Comics were responding to things. Not just doing well written jokes about nothing. Now we had BLM, Covid, the elections, Ellen, and so much more to talk about. It felt important. I loved it! We all gotta figure out a way to hold onto the good parts of this summer when next summer rolls around.
 
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The Music
 
Pinc Louds - Shake It
The Pinc Louds are the spirit of creativity in New York. They are a fake band and they are at the forefront of a movement to steal the city back from the rich and make New York cool again. You should see them live. You can listen online until you get that chance, but once you get that chance, take it. Claudi is a busker. And busker's play. And the Pinc Louds play well. And they play loud. And they bring the party. Get a tall boy and come hang. Check the Pinc Louds instagram to see when they're playing next and then get on a bike and make your way over.
 
 

#413 My Year In Review 3/7 - Moving Into My Parents' Basement

por Ari Shaffir

Covid changed a lot for a lot of people. Bezos is killing it more than ever. And whoever owns Purell. But for the rest of us things went off the rails. With the March lockdown looming, standup comedian and yoga guru Ari Shaffir decided to take his dog and go live with his parents out in the suburbs.
 
In part 3 of my 2020 Year in Review podcast, I talk about living with my parents. My NYC apartment didn't seem like the best place to be forced to stay inside all day. So I left the city I love to have a unique and lovely time with my mom and dad. To get to hang out with your mother and father for that amount of time, as an adult, is an experience I'll never get to have again and I'm eternally thankful to that bat dude in China for making it happen.
 
My dog loved it, too. All she did all day was figure out ways to escape the yard and run into the woods to chase deer. While my friends were busy signing hundred million dollar deals, I was busy nailing mesh fencing to trees. Wouldn't trade places. And I pondered that every afternoon, drinking wine on the deck while watching the sunset with my mom.
 
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The Music
Big Freedia - Rona Rona
 
If you don't know Big Freedia, you're missing out. You can pretty much play any 10 of her songs in a row and you've got an instant dance party. She's the queen of bounce, the diva of dance, the shake it up shaman, and the party princess. Go look her up. Tell her to come on the podcast to talk about the history of New Orleans Bounce.
 
 

#413: My 2020 Year In Review 2/7 - Troll of the Year

por Ari Shaffir

Troll of the Year. On part 2 of My 2020 Year in Review podcast I talk about how I brought a city to its knees. With a few expertly timed and crafted words I made Los Angeles crumble. It was hilarious. Even the comedy world wasn’t immune from my power. While most standups laughed and were tremendously supportive, a few comedians fell to my power. Some who had previously held that jokes were always just jokes, for the first time in their lives took the side of the censors. They had never been so expertly triggered before and they lost their minds. And we all laughed at them. It was one my greatest trolls, if not my greatest. It made hypocrites out of the mighty and showed the world how much they overvalued the lives of celebrities. Their anger was my applause. Their threats of violence were my standing ovation. I am God.

The Music

Distillers - City of Angels

 

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#413: My Year In Review - Part 1 of 7 (New Orleans, Hawaii, and Planning The Special)

por Ari Shaffir

It's time for my annual Year In Review podcast. This ain't about what happened in the world. This is about what happened in the world of the greatest living athlete, Ari Shaffir. It was a wild one. Full of ups and downs syndromes. 2019 had more twists than a, than a, I don't know. Than a really twisty thing. It was such a long one I decided to cut it up into 7 parts. This is part one, New Orleans, Hawaii, and Preparing For My Next Standup Special." I'll release a new one every day this week, so make sure to subscribe and check back here every day for a new episode.

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The Music

Ben Folds - 2019

Travelling Wilburies - Tweeter and the Monkey

 

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#413: My Year In Review - Part 1 of 7 (New Orleans, Hawaii, and Planning The Special)

por Ari Shaffir

It's time for my annual Year In Review podcast. This ain't about what happened in the world. This is about what happened in the world of the greatest living athlete, Ari Shaffir. It was a wild one. Full of ups and downs syndromes. 2019 had more twists than a, than a, I don't know. Than a really twisty thing. It was such a long one I decided to cut it up into 7 parts. This is part one, New Orleans, Hawaii, and Preparing For My Next Standup Special." I'll release a new one every day this week, so make sure to subscribe and check back here every day for a new episode.

Thank you to my sponsor, 3Chi.com. Use promo code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order of Delta 8 and THC products. 

The Music

Ben Folds - 2019

Travelling Wilburies - Tweeter and the Monkey

 

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#412: The Peoples Revolution (with John Dennehy)@JDennehy_Writes

por Ari Shaffir

John Dennehy came over to talk to me about Ecuador. Specifically about the 2005 People's Revolution that toppled their government. John was there for all of it. He even helped set up road blocks during the protests. Really interesting stuff that seems kind of extra relevant this week, huh?

He also told me hella stuff about Ecuador. From the food, to the roads, to the customs, to the crazy obsession with 2 dollar bills. It was a crash course in a country that I desperately needed a crash course on. It's useful and interesting stuff about an amazing paisa. 

John wrote a book that I just finished reading called "Illegal." It's about being deported, about illegally crossing back over that border again and again, about love, about my balls, about standing up for what you believe in, and it's about following your heart. There's a ton of ideology hidden inside the plot that had me thinking about stuff all week after reading what he wrote. 

Pick up "Illegal" by John Dennehy at Good Reads or at Amazon. And if you read it, tell him you read it because of this podcast and he'll tell all his friends at the UN what a powerful interviewer I am. 

 

The Music

Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - This Land Is Your Land

Simon and Garfunkle - The Only Living Boy in New York

Gil Scott Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

RoCola Bacalao - Guayaquil City

Outkast - Bombs over Baghdad 

#411: Tim Dillon - "Eat The Rich, Gas The Poor" (Intro/outro with Joe List and Ari Shaffir

por Ari Shaffir

Tim Dillon got together with me to help me understand wealthy people. They're not like you and I. Sometimes I hate them and sometimes I am in awe of them. Tim broke down all the reasons they suck, and also all the reasons the poor aren't much better. Tim Dillon always has great insights into stuff like this. And he's been obsessed with the super wealthy since I've met him.

Joe List joined me for the introduction and outro to speak a little on the same subject and then we took some calls from people who left messages about what it means to be rich or to be poor. 

#410: Auto joErotic A Fixation with Joe Rogan (plus Ryan Oneill joins for the intro)

por Ari Shaffir

Joe Rogan loves two things. Fast cars and dank weed. And he's owned plenty of both. Joe and I talked about where his automobile obsession came from, the coolest cars he's ever driven, road handies, and much more. Joe smoked a fat cigar as I was watched with jealous eyes as I was stuck inside what looked like a Chechnyan prison where they had a no-smoking policy. We talked about the old days vs new days of the Store and how cool it is that comedy is dangerous again. Rogan and I were both sitting behind tables the whole time so there's no way to know what our pants situation was for this. You'll learn a ton about cars in this one and it was legit a hella great time laughing and talking to my buddy.

Valpo's finest, Ryan "Dr Dingus" O'neill, joined me for the intro and outro. I amazed Ryan with stories of real-life freak show, Dog Boy. Talked about cars a little with him too, and then we took some callers at the end of the outro to get the best road sex stories among some other fun topics. You will learn absolutely nothing during the intro and outro. It was a legit hella great time laughing and talking to my buddy but for real, your life will be in no way enriched by the intro and outro to this podcast. You might actually become worse as a person for listening to me and O'neill. Again, quite funny. But zero social merit.

Thank you to the Stereo App for sponsoring today's podcast. If you were on Stereo, you could've left messages for me and Ryan to comment on while we were recording. Get on there before I record the next one. 
 
 
The Music

Gary Numan - Cars

Janis Joplin - Mercedez Benz

Heart - Barracuda

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

Bitchin Camaro - Dead Milkmen

Queen - I’m in Love With My Car

 
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#409: Shane and Shaffir Shit on Shit

por Ari Shaffir

Shane Gillis and I love to get drunk and talk trash. Pretty much everything sucks if you look into it. So I came up with some shit to talk shit about and then Shane and I shit on that shit while getting drunk on Karen juice. 

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To hear more of our conversation, head over to my patreon, www.patreon.com/arishaffir where we read a great arrest story and had a drunken blast making fun of it.

The Music

Lily Allen - Fuck You

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

Chip Taylor - Fuck All The Perfect People

Erasure - I Love To Hate You

#408: The Lady With A Giant Hog (Margo Reiss @Margo_A_GoGo)

por Ari Shaffir

Margo Reiss came over and let me ask her all about transsexuality. I mean, super cool about it. Let me just ask anything I didn't understand and she explained what it was like to me. We got into why to chop it off or not, the bar scene, Katelyn Jenner, how hard we like to fuck, some history, and a bunch more. God, I wish you could talk to people in real life this way. We'd be so much better off as a society. 

 
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The Music

The Kinks - Lola

Shania Twain - Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Suzanne Vega - As Girls Go

Lou Reed - Take a Walk On The Wild Side

My Body Was Made - Ezra Furma

#407: Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive (with @EliSairs)

por Ari Shaffir

Eli Sairs came over to talk to me about his OCD. He's got it bad. And it's all wrapped up with Jesus, too, which makes it even harder to deal with. The levels this guy has to go through just to make through basic life stuff is astounding. I bet he eats box really thoroughly, though. Didn't ask him about that. I wish I had.

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The Music

Alt J - Interlude

Bill Withers - Lovely Day

Brand New Heavies - Dream On Dreamers

Kid Cudi - Trapped In My Mind

Daniel Johnston - Devil Town

 

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#406: Oh, The Horror! (Zac Amico)

por Ari Shaffir

Zac Amico told me some amazing stories about producing low budget horror movies. Zac is a hilarious comic and podcaster and he's also a producer of films for Troma, one of the greatest pulp horror makers of all time. We talked about the history of this kind of campy, low budget horror. Why they always seem to have ditzy bimbos. Where the ridiculous titles come from. All of it. Plus I did the intro from an abandoned cemetery for maximum effect.

Watch Zac's horror podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow,. catch him hosting Catalyst Wrestling or follow him on instagram at @ZacIsNotFunny. I'd tell you to go watch his movie that he made, Shakespeare's Shitstorm, but the last screening happened on Friday so unless it becomes a cult classic, you're gonna have trouble watching it. But I heard it was really good.

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The Music

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Nightmare on My Street

Ramones - Pet Semetery

The J Geils Band - Fright Night

Rudy Ray Moore - The Player

#405: War Stories (Jake Hanrahan)

por Ari Shaffir

Jake Hanrahan talked to me about conflict reporting. He goes to war zones and tries to bring back word of what's actually going on in these areas. It's crazy. He brings back tons of footage. Look at PopularFront.co and you'll see what I'm talking about. He's not even welcome in a lot of these places. Once they put him in a Turkish prison! Really interesting stuff in this one.

You gotta excuse the sound a little. I recorded in the wrong button on my audio recorder so I had to end up using the laptop mic and it's not as good as the regular Sennheiser mic. You'll get used to it but the first 2 minutes you're gonna get annoyed. I'm telling you, this one is worth the trouble. Jake Hanrahan has some crazy stories!

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The Music

Eric Bogle - The War Correspondent

Death Grips - I've Seen Footage

Falco - Kamikaze Cappa

The Original Caste - One Tin Soldier

 

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404: Talkin' Baseball (Lip Reading) with Jimmy O'Brien of Jomboy Media

por Ari Shaffir

Jimmy O'Brien from Jomboy Media came over and we had a great talk about baseball. Jimmy is crazy about the sport. And we share favorite teams! The greatest sports franchise of all time, The New York Yankees.

Jomboy has these amazing videos on Instagram that you should all check out. He l it’s how to read lips so he somehow gives insight into what is actually being screamed at opposing players during fights and stuff. It’s awesome. Check it out at https://www.instagram.com/jomboymedia/

The live table read for Legion of Skanks has been moved to a live FREE YouTube event. 8pm EST/5pm PST Sunday October 18. Tune in at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENotTCaaOOE&feature=youtu.be

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The Music

Jon Fogerty - Center Field

Mrs Robinson - Paul Simon (live at Yankee Stadium)

The Intruders - Love Is Like A Baseball Game

Kenny Rogers - Baseball Song

#403: Mailbag (with Joe Derosa and Louis Katz in the park)

por Ari Shaffir

Joe Deros and Louis Katz met me in a park on the outskirts of Chinatown just to shoot the crap. Derosa and I drank Natty Lights. Katz kept his mask on the whole time. We got stared at by old Chinese people. A black dude named Freedom talked to us for far too long. It was a fun episode in the record-anywhere spirit of the Skeptic Tank. The mailbag part of it is something I do on my patreon. Patreon.com/SkepticTank.

The Skanks table read live Pay Per View is Sunday, October 18 at 8pm Eastern time. You can get tickets here.

The Sunday show at Stress Factory is What's Your F**king Deal. Big Jay hosts it. I'm either doing audience mic or doing the last set. The Friday and Saturday shows are just regular standup headline sets by me. Sunday is the only weird one. Come to both if you want, they'll be completely different. Get tickets here

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