Blogs on Tape

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An audio blog open to the public!


"I Spent a Day in Central Booking"

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Episode 29

After a period of massive readjustments, Blogs On Tape catalogues what people have been up to in the meantime.

including: a trip to South by Southwest, a trip to the Carver County Library, and a trip to Jail.


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We have lost EVERY CALL YOU HAVE EVER MADE to our previous phone number, so we are desparate for your calls, and desperate to have you back on the internet! Just call! That's it!


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Episode 28 - "PUSH FOR NEW ROL(L/E)"

Blogs On Tape returns with calls about horrible bosses. Nightmares and Nightmare jobs from Calvin, Matt, Katie, Jess, Sam, Sid, Nich O, Uncle Joe, Ruth, and Thea. Plus, a survey of bathroom graffiti.

Blogsontape is composed of phone calls from the public to the number (BLO) GS2-1314 

 Give us a call!

also, email pictures from your picture phone to with your name to be used as album art!




Bad Boss? Bad Job?

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Do you, or have you ever had a bad boss? A job that was particularly undesirable? Call 917-512-7401 ext 49953, and stay tuned for some unfortunate stories about the workplace!

"You're Probably Wondering Why My Grandpa's In Prison"

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Episode 27 - "You're Probably Wondering Why My Grandpa's In Prison"


Bizarre Family Gems from skyler, katie, will, sid, jenn, and someone you definitely don't know.

Matthew get's to the bottom of a long standing family mystery of why his grandfather cut off a monkey's tail.

Blogsontape is composed of phone calls from the public to the number 917 512 7401 ext. 49953 

Now requesting calls about terrible bosses

Album art "dogspecs-december" from Matt Hickey.  Email pictures from your picturephone to to be used as album art.


Thanks for listening, thanks for calling.

Wierd Family Stories?

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Have any strange family stories? Call 917-512-7401 ext 49953. More to come!

"75% Frustration and 25% Riveting Drama"

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Episode 26 - "75% Frustration and 25% Riveting Drama" 

The recipe is a real winner: Jeremy, Peter Lee, KT, Elizabeth, Calvin, Nick O, Raygan, Sid, Picasso/Ophelia, Christine, Lily, and Matt all bring the pain in a chorus of displeasure.

Blogsontape is composed of phone calls from the public to the number 917 512 7401 ext. 49953 

Now requesting calls about graffiti you see in bathroom stalls, or call in parts of speech for an upcoming massive game of MadLibs. 

Album art "pod-to-phone confession" from Skyler Nowinski.  Email pictures from your picturephone to to be used as album art.

Thanks for listening, double thanks for calling.

"Noone Ever Said I Had To Be Pretty To Rhyme"

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Episode 25 - "Noone Ever Said I Had To Be Pretty To Rhyme" One more thing, straight from the Effing streets: calls on Rap and the Rappers what rap them. Feat. James "j leezy" and his 3rd coast crew Elliot, Chucka Duck, Trey Chance, and Mr. A Millet. Rap related opinions, impressions, and hearsay from Old Dirty Katie, Calvin, Jes, Lily, Sid, Skyler, and Matthew. Cherry on top? Original rhymes from Nick Ochs, and Pio Canlas! Blogs on Tape is comprised entirely of calls from the effing streets: call 917-512-7401 ext. 49953. and have the internet going nuts. Album art "Rap Music" from Matt Hickey. Email picture phone pictures for album art consideration to (with your name, to be credited)

"Do You Hear? Do You See?"

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Episode 24 - Peter Lee calls Blogs On Tape out on it's crap. Rojas comemorates the childhood tragedies of "skate world". Chris Rivera proposes a nasty ruse including sexy descriptions and the blog's phone number in a Craigslist's casual encounter ad. Plus, famous people to boot, as encountered by Raygan and Sarah Shoemake. Participate: 917-512-7401 ext.49953 wait for the beep then speak. memories of 2009? plans for 2010? Album Art "Groove is in the Heart" from Katie Wian Direct emails and picture phone album art to blogsontape(a t) good luck in 2010!

"Could Have Damn Well Been Any Piece of Paper"

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Episode 23 - "Could Have Damn Well Been Any Piece of Paper" Callers Katie,Calvin,Jes, Matt, and Raygan catalog scraps of paper they have read, phone calls they have overheard, legal tender they have scavenged, and public smooches they have begrudgingly witnessed. Plus valuable tips on wine stain removal from Tabitha. Additional insight from Sam, Skyler, and Elizabeth. tune in, turn on, drop a quarter in a payphone: 917-512-7401 X 49953 call in w/ impersonations, embarrassing sex stories, or rap songs. Email picture phone images to album art from SN. thank you for listening, contributing.

SINGLE! "Genetically Modified Ghost"

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A blogsontape internet single! Inspired by a challenge from caller Raygan! Enjoy and call in more songs and song requests, this was real fun! Thx!

"Dios Mio: Confessions of a Telenovela Stunt-Double"

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Episode 22 - "Dios Mio: Confessions of a Telenovela Stunt-Double" Welcome back, Tapeworms! Thanksgiving recaps from Jason, Katie, and Jes and future autobiography titles from Matt, Sam, Billy, Elizabeth, Cody, Dustin, Emilio, Skyler, Daniel, and more book talk from Iman and Joey A memo concerning dismantled Houston band "teenage kicks" from Peter, plus a birthday call from their producer Aaron add'l audio from Shane, Lily, Eicher, Mario Paint, and an Omaha radio station! Call us w/ embarassing sex stories, or impersonations of your friends: 917-512-7401 x 49953 Email us album art from your picture phone to: all day, all night, blogs on tape

"Yeah! What's the Turkey Game?"

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Episode 21 - "Yeah! What's the Turkey Game?" A cornucopia of calls from podcast pilgrims Matt, Katie, Raygan, EJ, and Skyler. Plus, how to play (and win!) the Turkey Game, from Ruth. Album art: Jess S. Call in with an impersonation of a friend or previous contributor to this show, or, as per listener request, submit embarrassing sex stories to 917-512-7401 extension 49953. And keeping sending album art from your picture phones to Thanks for listening and contributing.

20 - "A Moonbase I Could Live In"

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Episode 20 - "A Moonbase I Could Live In"

Out of pocket musings concerning math, astronomy, and astrology from tape-cadets Sam, Elizabeth, Jeremy, Katie, Erin, Sarah, Dustin, Skyler with calculators from Peter, and calculations from Shane.

Album art "Germaine Champion" provided by : Sam

We know what you are, but what are we? we are you! strangely enough! provided you call 917-512-7401 ext. 49953 or send album art (picture messages) to with your name.

"We the Gorilla Hole"

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Episode 19 -
Matt's adorable niece Faith appears in an episode she is far too young to listen to: first time caller Harry admits his first time swear word, followed by a rude chunk of strong language from Katie, Billy, Skyler, Jeremy (and his friend).
Potty mouth James elucidates what it means to eat a chicken;
Jess elucidates what it means to eat near her boyfriend's dad;
Matt and Calvin elucidate the irony of it all.
Finally a legal question from Elizabeth, and a touching vocal post-card from Dylan, Grant, and Dr. Scott Hickey at a Mexican restaurant.

Album art by: EJ. send a picture message from your phone to (with your name) and it will similarly become album art.

Give it a shot! Call 917-512-7401 ext. 49953 and speak. Need a prompt? tell us about thanksgiving or a random line from the book you are reading.

"Boo...You Ghost-Bitch, Boo!"

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Episode 18 -

Exhaust any possible left over holiday spirit as we present to you all of your Halloween calls!  Laura's regular End-of-October Party is crashed by uninvited spookiness:  Matt and Katie answer the call as they hunt, document, and schmooze with all sorts of ghoOoOosts. Similarly terrifying encounters from Erin, Skyler, Lily, Jess, James, Rojas, Elizabeth, a different Matt who is a Ghost, and Calvin!

Album art "skank peter" donated by: Emily.
Jealous? Get over it and send a picture from your own picture-phone (with your name so we can credit you!) to

As we hear one holiday pass, we anticipate the next: call us and tell us about Thanksgiving. Or if you don't believe in it: tell us what you want to entitle your autobiography.

917-512-7401 ext. 49953

"Hey I am oh shit"

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The follies of youth run rampant in episode 17! Ten year old Katie loses a million dollar bet, and she should know better! Underage Peter gets a slap on the wrist, and we are all very dissapointed in him! Young Chad Juth practices poor grammar and shame on him! Also, Matt thinks about the children. Sound exciting? Tell us how you really feel! Call 917-512-7401 ext 49953
ALSO, do you have thanksgiving stories? Coz we need 'em!

"Word are losing all meaning"

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Number 16! Hard times are here, just ask our contributors! We DARE you to ask Erin about her houston crisis! Go on, ask Lily about her homework debacle! But whatever you do, don't ask Max about the Yankees. Also Matt gives the blow by blow as he decides to tell his roommates he is moving out! Close your eyes, open your heart: call 917-512-7401 ext 49953!

Also text your cameraphone pics to to contribute album art!

"Is that Fake? Is that Beautiful?"

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Hear! an audio crush, unrequited: James (see ep 11) and Katie (see blogs on tape) come to terms, with encouragement from "Stuffing girl" (see ep 12). Learn! about the Uterus from Jess. and Upgrade! as Raygun provides the top notch customer service we've come to expect from a nameless computer store to an important Jamaican in the Big APPLE. Plus! calls both thematically relevant, and not so much, from Peter, Matt, Skyler, Nick, Jason, Jeremy, and Eicher!

Get into it like a sex machine: 917-512-7401 ext 49943. Also, we are now accepting listener submitted album art: send a picture message (of something awesome) to


"...harsh violence on humans and animals"

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More blog for your buck! We're back with gusto in number 14! Contents include: Live lobsters donated by Jess! Fifteen dogs tended by Katie! Twine and old receipts from Tabitha! AND! Skyler ponders dog-cat-human relations! AND! The story of chemical formula boy! Get in on this guys! Call 917-512-7401 ext 49953!

"The Listening Ear"

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IT'S FINALLY DONE! We're back from the dead because that is spooky! And we finished our critics episode! See here! Our logo, ridiculed! The question of Katie's bigotry, settled once and for all! Matt's drunk dialing addiction, addressed! Calls you made about our calls, responded to! All this and one unlucky contributor gets kicked off Blogsontape island! You did it! 917-512-7401 ext 49943

Call in for the thirteenth episode!

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We just finished our twelfth episode and to commemorate this milestone we're doing an episode themed on BLOG CRITICISM! What have we done right and what have we done wrong? Have any calls been particularly enjoyable or offensive? Let us know yer listening! As always, even the shortest and drunkest calls will be included! Thanks for listening and keep the hell calling!

"It's what we want for Christmas Mr. Bump"

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Number 12! Stuffing girl has a career crisis! A history class in Albuquerque loses their professor! Rain falls hard on Houston! How do the parties concerned endure and live to blog about it? Find out, and call yer dang self: 917-512-7401 ext 49953!

"I Drove a Silver Bullet Train..."

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Episode 11 - Peter, Katie, Nick O, Calvin, Anthony P, and a mystery caller leave messages on the topic of "boys, girls, crushes, and stuff" while James reveals his audio crush. Max P soldiers through clogged noses and growing up. This, plus a dream sequence including Jeremy, and a celebrity endorsement!

Hungry for internet exposure?  Dial 917-512-7401 ext. 49953, wait for the beep, then blog your eyes out.

"...because donut shops aren't open at one in the morning"

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Episode 10: Matt and Eloise hit the road to visit friends in Albequerque, while across the country Peter finds love in Austin, Texas! Romance, friendship, music and drinking games are all found on the road in this very special travel episode.

"Try not to breathe on me OK?"

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Episode 9 -
Matt, Katie,and Peter talk school, and fix history.  Exhilarating party chat and somber musings on sexual frustration from real live party attendees James L, Dustin B, and first time caller/blogger Jason Rojas. Learn radio games from Skyler, and movie opinions from Lily and Belgian film critic Niels.

Get bloggy: 917-512-7401 ext. 49953

"They Gave me a Tiny Guitar and they had me Play.."

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A themed transmission of songs and context, including new callers/singers Will M, the very busy Blair, EJ, a soulful Nick O, and tipsy Pixies fan Dustin B(i think). Matt rocks the enchanted world of kids' music, Katie sets many records straight. This and more, to the tune of Peter Lee's sweet banjo pluckin's. Holler at the internet: 917-512-7401 ext. 49953

"Congratulations starfish..."

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Episode Seven - Congratulations Starfish
Through keen investigation, Peter Lee gets to the bottom of what he did the night before, Matt recounts the cuteness of his nieces, Sam uncovers the secrets of a traditional Juggalo Funeral, Lily dazzles with some paleo-biology and Katie discovers her profound connection to David Bowie. For next time, call in and tell us about any song that may remind you of a person, place, or time.

" be real real!"

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This episode includes empowering quotes from Calvin, interviews from the minneapolis zombie pub crawl, a touching audio reunion with Sam, questions and answers in japanese from a mystery caller, tales from the work place including Laura, and an alcohol fueled feud documented through a barrage of drunk drops on the topic of hate crimes between Katie and Nick, as mediated by Matt. All of this with a seasoned side of strong language.

"To form a more perfect union"

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Beginning the first of what's sure to be many drunk episodes! It had to happen, the blogsontape team are drunkdialing! Too good to be true? Heh, yeah. Includes submissions from ex-sim-city mayor Lily, avowed Nickleback fan and frequent crier Skyler, motivational speaker Calvin with assistance from Matt, a site test and an indepth analysis of the test from Sid, and a long remembered poem and wives tale from Katie. Remember the digits! 917-512-7401 ext 49953!

"I hope you find what you're looking for"

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Unit four drops us, head first, into the meal preferences of Edgar Meza, the mate preferences of Laura, Matt's bar related mishaps, and the facebook memes Shane Kelly will have nothing to do with! Enjoy. If you don't like it, improve it through participation!

"Insight into the living travesty..."

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In this episode Katie roughs it, and gets remixed reeaal gooood! An anonymous caller bares his soul, another leaves a message for Matt, and Shane jams! Call in and join our growing cast of audiobloggers!  917-512-7401 ext 49953!

"Not like Italy is a boot, but like a big rubber boot"

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Our secondest episode yet! Skyler has an orson-wellian encounter of epic proportions, Katie gets a bad bagel and Matt offers tips for success! Don't like it? Then call something better: 917-512-7401 ext 49953!

"The only things I care about in life..."

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The first episode in our mighty series of interactive blog entertainment! Matt writes psychological thrillers, Katie starts a new semester, and Calvin begins a journey of self discovery! Or something! Remember Blogs On Tape is open to all submissions so call 917-512-7401 ext 49953 say anything and then revel in internet celebrity!